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All right. Brad has an email here.

He's been catching up on the podcast. The farder guy we were talking about. Yeah. Not the farder guy on Howard Stern. And just my two cents. This guy said it was 40 seconds long, the longest that guy was. Yeah. But I don't know. But that's not the record. The record's apparently a couple minutes, isn't it? Two minutes, 42 seconds, I think it was.

And Guinness actually recognizes the farmer?

No. I don't know if that's not the record. The record's apparently a couple of minutes, isn't it? Two minutes, 42 seconds, I think it was?

And Guinness actually recognizes the fart?

Yeah.

No.

Oh, they didn't?

Okay.

No.

I didn't think so. They're a little uppity at Guinness. Actually, they're not, though. It's a weird part about that. Well, if they're not accepting farts, they're kind of uppity because that's a record.

Farts is funny. What's the longest quiff? If you can blow a 40-second fart, that's

damn impressive. Right. I've come close a couple of times the last couple of days. You can do a

40 seconds. Not 40 seconds. I want to meet you. You're living solo again, aren't you? Yeah.

And then he adds this, and this will prefer ever be an argument, just my two cents. I will always prefer college football to pro football. For me, it's all these stuff around the game that makes it better for me, the marching bands, the student sections, the intros. Personally, well, he's got a reason. I'm joking. When the UT pop band, because I disagree, forms of power tea and the team runs through the rocky top, still goosebumps every time, even as a jaded 54-year-old. I always feel like pro-ball is just, here's the game. Now it's over, no connection for me, but perhaps it would have been different had I grown up in a football pro football town And not the best college football town, Knoxville, Tennessee.

Yeah, he's the kind of guy that goes, we're in pro town.

We got to get out of here.

Yeah.

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