Well, it's time for a round of one of our favorite new features, Late Night Joke Off,

in which a story is so big that all your late night comics decide to say do a joke about

Secretary of State and spokesmodel of Just For Eyebrows, Rex Tillerson, openly disparaged Trump

by referring to him as a moron after meeting at the Pentagon. Hold on there Rex, hold on

there Tillerson, nobody calls our president a moron except mate.

Last summer, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a moron and then was

talked out of resigning by Mike Pence. He called him a moron and then Mike Pence talked

him out of resigning. Yeah, Pence's exact words were don't quit, that moron needs you.

Also, in that NBC story, this is the best bit, it was reported that Tillerson had called Trump

a moron. Yeah, so I guess Tillerson isn't so much Secretary of State as he is Secretary

of State in the obvious.

I got a chuckle out of the third one, nothing, I got nothing out of the first.

B plus for the fat foreigner, Conan C minus, he gets to keep his job, but removed from

the airwaves, the obnoxious, the unfunny, the smug Stephen Colbert.

Not even on the strength of the spokesman for Just For Eyebrows, I thought that was pretty good.

No. Okay, that's funny. I get my D that is funny. You're right.

I swear, I heard another of your comics, make it a moron joke as well.

Both Kimmel and Fallon had ones too, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I heard Fallon's.

It was pretty good. Do we have any tape of Fallon fawning over Hillary? Oh my God, it was

so terrible. We have Hillary's responses to the questions, but I didn't clip up any of

him in, in the, oh, you, where he was praising her for serving the country your whole life.

And you've just, you're in the history books forever. And we just, we thank you for, for

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