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That's Halloween, which is actually a good thing because if Halloween wasn't here, if you're on the big Halloween person, a lot of people are, a lot of people aren't. If you're not a big Halloween person, we'd have Christmas in July. So this staves off Christmas until what? Tomorrow. No, Sunday probably, yeah. There'll be parties all weekend for Halloween. But the stores have already had crap out. Yeah, I know that. At least a couple of three weeks. But you don't feel like it. Yeah. I don't even go into stores anymore. But you're right, though. You don't feel like it's... Halloween is still dominated in your social media and all this kind of stuff. But then after that, bang, it's Christmas.

And Thanksgiving, and Thanksgiving get screwed again.

I'm still a peasant.

I do my own shopping.

41 million kids will go out tonight.

That's their estimate.

41 million.

Three quarters of households participating.

Yeah.

And America will spend $13.1 billion on Halloween, up 13% from last year.

Average people spend $114 each on costumes, decorations, and candy, totaling 4.3, 4.2 billion,

and 3.9 billion, respectively. Now, some people spend a lot more than others. Oh, yeah. Some people deck their house out. Oh, their house are crazy. Yeah.

Some people buy candy. I don't think we're going to buy candy this year because nobody comes

around our neighbor. Don't you want to eat some candy? No, I don't eat any more candy. Well, you live in a

dark hole. I know. There's one street light for like three blocks. And we would get trick-or-treaters once in a while when we first moved there, but that was a long time ago, and they have long since moved away. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get candy tonight. Lurt's going to be of that couple that turns their lights off because nobody's going to show up anyway. Not your holler, no. No, it's scary down there. I don't blame you. It is scary down there. And who wants to be scared on Halloween? Right. Well, I mean, you don't, you know, it's not a very inviting neighborhood for kids. No. no. It's the kind of place that parents look at and go, let's move on. If you do get a kid, it's going to be some little creep. A little creep. Yeah, we'll get kids. I'll be out there tonight. We normally would, but my son has a football game tonight.

That's right.

We're going to miss the playoff start.

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