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I walk in here and I see this thing on the...

What are you talking about?

Are you talking about the big giant gaiting on the table?

You know, I mean, you know the crazy part about this is people don't even mind wanting to swim with these things. I swim with them. You swim with them. Yeah, but I don't want it. Not if I see it, I don't. I try to avoid them. This one didn't get avoided by you, did it? And not get avoided by me. You guys are probably wondering why I have a giant gator head on the table. I just picked it up from the taxidermy and, uh, thought I'd put it on the show. Everybody wants to talk about being, you know, Halloween festive, which I don't celebrate. It's about as festive as you're going to get out of me for Halloween. We don't do Halloween shows. No. So this is like like, okay, this is an alligator.

You know what's funny to me.

I have a friend from Germany, and she's obsessed with gators.

A lot of people are.

They watch them on YouTube.

They see the videos and documentaries.

You know, this thing got a hold of your arm.

This thing's not going to go away.

This one had a, this one's got a... This one was a handful.

He had a good grill.

He had a good mouth on him. But he was... This one was mean. It took us about 30 minutes. Didn't you end up having to shoot him with a gun? Yeah, this was the 44. Oh, you had the bank stick. Yeah, I got fracked in the ribs with this. Oh, that's right.

It came all the way under the water when you fragged him.

He came out.

So you actually got, I remember you had wounded.

You were wounded on this one.

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