Hello everybody it's Dave Neal stand-up comic host of Bachelor Nation news coming to you on this

Halloween October 31st 2023 and what better way to get us into the spirit of the day

than by playing the late great Bobby Pickett from 1964 on American

bandstand. This is Monster Mash. 5, 70, 70, 70. I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight

and my monster from a slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise, he did the monster man.

It was a monster, the mustn't be match.

It was a graveyard smash.

He did the mass.

It caught on in a flash. He did the monster. From my

love to tour in the castle east to the Marsha Midroom of the vampire's beast. the Vampires Beast

the Goulfold came from their humble abode

to get a jolt from my electorate.

All right, I hope everyone's ready to have a fantastic fun and safe Halloween as always don't

take your kids. I was going to say don't take strangers from kids. Take candy from kids

not strangers. Hey but to be honest when be honest, when you're a candy junkie like me,

if a stranger wants to hand me a butterfinger,

I ain't gonna ask questions, you know what I mean?

Oh what, it's already opened?

Well, let's just see, is it wet it wet is it dry you know what I mean

dust it off if it hit the ground and eat it do you remember that growing up you do we

had you know I think carpet or rug or whatever upstairs and we would lay down when the night was over analyzing our

cash a I would I would always do a bar graph of all of my favorite you know the hundred

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