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It is a texture X day, which none of us are participating, but Mike had to. Just had to text my ex today because she didn't answer my question. Oh yeah, Mike from the email. Yeah, right. She didn't answer my question about parent-teacher conferences for today. So that's a reason to text your ex. Otherwise, I can't think of a reason.

Just don't go to parent teacher conferences.

Except for the one guy who, they were texting back and forth and they ended up.

A little booty call situation.

Probably not together than anybody else, were they?

Yeah.

I don't think he would admit it.

Oh, that's true, too.

All right, so you've got to be at the cruise ship when it takes off.

And if you don't, you're an old lady on an island, you die.

It seems so.

How'd she die?

Well, they said that...

She missed the cruise ship.

Well, she missed getting back on after a stop at an island.

Right.

And you've done these cruises.

They tell you, this is it.

Well, see, this is a different thing.

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