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People are digging the Tommy Gun interview. Apparently not this conversation, because they're going over to the Tommy Gunner. Well, if you listen on podcasts, you can listen to anything anytime. In any order. Catch up with this a little later on. Yeah. All right. Cool. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, he was cool dude. He was very, he was actually kind of understated. Very understated. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, all right, cool. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, he was cool dude. He was actually kind of understated. Very understated, yeah. Which probably came off better if he'd have been like some big, yeah, bagging chicks and you're not. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm sure there are some foreign guys who are like that. But he's also not a young guy either he's been around the block few times so he wasn't

puffing his chest out about anything yeah been through the ringer really down to earth yeah so listen

that podcast i was reminded of it because uh i don't like uh toilets without bidase anymore

oh so how do you poop anywhere besides at home? It's hard. Well, it's called old-fashioned wiping. You've got how to wipe? You've got to use toilet paper. This is how the peasants do it. Wipe your ass with paper. Well, how do you dry off your ass once it gets wet? You just shake it a little bit. Really? Yeah. Did it a little water in your underwear your underwear? A little bit in your underwear, but it's just water. You don't use toilet paper to dry it? I don't water my underwear. It's not that much. Stop seeping. If you shake your ass enough, most of the water falls off and maybe a drop or two gets in your underwear, but you will have it. Shake it all over.

I just picture you shaking your ass.

All the things that are in your underwear, Tyler, and you're worried about water?

Well, I mean, it would feel wet.

It would feel wet up there.

No, not if you're shaken enough.

And if you're inclined, I'm sure a lot of people who use bidets will pat themselves

dry with a little toilet paper.

That's right, man.

We go through a lot less toilet paper now since I like the bidet, but Christy doesn't.

She's afraid of it.

Well, because she has two holes down there.

Wow, good job.

The anatomy king over here.

So she's probably afraid.

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