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Johnny, check checking in.

I'm 40 dating a woman 10 years older than me.

My buddies love busting my balls.

See, guys, when you're 40, if you're lucky, you'll be 50 someday.

So when you always bust people that are older than you, you got to realize that, you

got to make it there. My buddies love

busts my balls, but man, I'm so blessed. She's a smoking hot yoga instructor with no kids.

I found a unicorn here in the empire. She even packs lunch for me. Oh, well, I wouldn't go

admitting that part. That might be the best part about the whole thing. And boy, does she know how to make a guy feel love if you know what I mean. Love the show and I'll see it the live show. Okay, Johnny, we'll bring your 50-year-old lady with you. Oh, you're not going to call her that when I meet her. Well, it depends on how much you've had to drink that night. Maybe you will.

Maybe I will say that.

Oh, you're 50. Yeah, Johnny checked in. Oh, you're the hot 50-year-old. Yeah, okay. Well, good for you, Johnny. Your buddies are busting your balls because they're jealous, man. Just to clarify, I'm getting a lot of questions. No, this is not a best of show. Nick is here again. Oh.

There's a lot of people who are going, wait, two days in a row, is this a repeat? No. We say he's going to pop in when he felt like it. That's the best job. Obviously, he feels like it. He's going to feel like it a lot, I think. So, yeah. He's missing. Not a fever dream. Nick's just here.

Glad he's here.

If I could figure out how to operate without a nap, I think I could make this work more.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Naps are nice.

We're talking about the guy.

It's a real cry.

Just walking into places and then I'd be like, no.

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