And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches.

Good day to you and yours.

All right, today is the day that we play Big Dummy,

the game show that rewards you for your stunning ignorance.

And here's how it works.

You call us.

We'll spend the category wheel

hopped up on candy dude

getting ready for tomorrow it's all that damn laughing taffy

taffy yeah it is a lot of laughing taffy

lot of laughing taty you know it's my nickname

l t laughing taffy yeah uh we will spend the category

wheel and then we'll ask you a question from that category

but here's where big dummy separates itself from your average, more reputable game show.

We will continue to ask you questions until you get one right.

Because as always, we want you to leave here smarter than you showed up.

Now, so far this year, our biggest dummy, it's a two-way tie between the lovely and talented Danny and the equally lovely and talented melody,

both of whom thought a barn swallow with something you did on the third date,

and found a way to answer 11 consecutive questions wrong.

Can you do better? Of course you can.

Everyone else has, so give us a call.

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