10/29 5-2 Croc Ate the Dog
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Don't walk the dog by the water!
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| 0:00.0 | Download Todd and Tyler podcast from the Todd and Tyler app. |
| 0:15.9 | Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:20.3 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:22.8 | All right, don't get click-baited into the Kardashians' lollipops for your vagina. |
| 0:28.1 | Oh, I saw that story. I didn't click on it. |
| 0:30.7 | There's simply lollipops that you would consume in the regular way, but they contain probiotics that evidently help out your genie. |
| 0:38.6 | Well, that's less cool. |
| 0:40.1 | Nick is a suicide attempt. |
| 0:41.9 | You don't apply it directly. |
| 0:43.6 | Ah. |
| 0:43.9 | Which is kind of what I go. |
| 0:45.4 | I guess that's what they want you to believe. |
| 0:47.4 | You've been consuming them wrong, puss. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.9 | Now you're telling you. |
| 0:52.1 | Nick is the suicide attempt of your Ford Focus, the reason you got into insurance. |
| 0:58.3 | Oh, baby. |
| 1:00.9 | And some guy goes by a Husker 316, says his wife likes POV of the man, Munchin. |
| 1:06.1 | All right. |
| 1:06.9 | Munchin man. |
| 1:08.1 | All right. |
| 1:09.4 | So she's looking, so does he walk in? Do you, he's a a Steeler fan too, by the way. Do you actually walk in and catch your woman watching porn? And it's just a guy down there on the screen. A bald spot bobbing up and down. Yeah. Just a top of his face going. Yeah. Yeah. Just let me look at the top of your head for a while. Exactly. Just see, oh, yeah, his nose is right there. You know, the nose is right there. Once in a while, the eyes will pop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look up. How am I doing? How am I doing? Yeah, we'll take that. You're doing great. |
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