So I saw this on Omaha scanner.

I mean, every city's got a scanner page on their Twitter, and they're just reports on different crimes.

And sometimes they add some humor to it.

But this one was a, I think I screenshot this from yesterday, so it was probably 24 hours before that.

Actually, so Saturday night must have it.

And Root to Nebraska Medical Center with a 38-year-old female who was found by the Omaha

Police Department running down.

I'm going to say Dodge Street, but anybody doesn't know Omaha.

That's just whatever city you live in.

It's the main drag, basically, a lot of people, a lot of people in that street with no shirt on.

All right.

Yeah, flashing her boobies.

She does admit to drinking 18 drinks today

and complaining of a headache yeah probably so what were you drinking honey yeah

start to come down after 18 drinks she's got to be a listener you're gonna have a headache

she's got to be a listener i'm thinking she had a variety it wasn't 18 of the same thing no it might have not been in two of the same thing no i've got to be a list of 38. She had a variety. It wasn't 18 of the same thing. No. It might have not been in two of the same thing. Some of those were shots, too. Oh, yeah. Whenever it was in the cabinet, it became a drink. Yeah, maybe she's sitting around. No, that was that, well, that was a day game, right? Did the Oscars play this week? Oh, yeah. They played an 11.

Oh, yeah.

She's probably drinking some sports bar.

Ah, go big red.

Here's my boobies.

We're streaking.

Come on.

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