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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Derek's girlfriend checks his ass and Nard gets a tattoo on the bottom of his foot or does he?

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast,
0:05.0	the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show.
0:08.0	Man, I'm wrecked.
0:11.0	I'm one of the sheep, I'm one of the idiots that got up in whatever time zone you're in today.
0:17.0	You get the iPhone 10 like a big giant dumb ass. My eyes burning my eyes hurt so bad so very bad and then
0:26.2	of course my head sheep no check it out so I go to order the damn thing and my
0:31.9	bill is late because it was due yesterday.
0:34.4	Oh, so they're like, oh, you gotta pay your bill first.
0:36.7	Oh God, what a scam.
0:37.8	Or you can pay for the whole thing.
0:39.1	What a scam to get you to pay your bill.
0:40.8	Oh my gosh.
0:41.6	Yeah.
0:42.2	It's like, I hate those things. Two hours late. Ah!
0:45.2	What kind of crap is that? So did you get it or no? I think so. Oh you think so. You didn't even
0:50.4	get that nice friendly confirmation.
0:52.6	Well, it said it goes, your iPhone has been reserved.
0:56.0	Well, then, okay, you got it.
0:58.0	Yeah, what do you mean? I know, but it says I gotta fill out something.
1:00.0	The email will include instructions to complete your order because they were unable to get a hold of my carrier.
1:05.6	Yeah.
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