And a good morning, Bill Handel here on a Saturday morning on a legal show.

One more hour to go.

Then it's Leo Laporte, our tech guy, until 2 o'clock.

And after that, 2 to 5, it's Neil Savadra, the Fork Reporter, with the food show.

Tonight, 6 to 8, it is Mo Kelly with the appropriately named Mo Kelly show.

And then from 8 to 10, I don't have the foggiest notion who is going to be here since we have a rotating group of talk show hosts from 8 to 10 on a Saturday night.

Fair enough.

As we move forward, 8005201534. That is the number to call 8005201534 at top of the hour

best time to call although today it's been a full board virtually the entire show which is always

good news this is handle on the law marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

This is a story of vanity license plates.

Depending on where you live, the Department of Motor Vehicles can get very picky.

Here in California, for example, the political correctness police have invaded the Department of Motor Vehicles.

So anything that kind of sort of may, in the wildest, connect the dots connection, will be denied.

And I'm talking about fourth and fifth generation connections.

I mean, just completely crazy.

It's stuff that, gee, that doesn't make any sense.

Where's the racism there?

Where is the scatology there?

I have no idea where you guys are coming from. And then they

come up with these ridiculous, obscure reasons as to why that license plate is not appropriate.

Now we move to Maine. Maine is exactly the opposite. In Maine, it was wide open. I mean, to the point where there is a license plate

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