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So what happened on this plane where somebody got to a fight and somebody ate somebody's passport?

Right.

That's it?

Some flight, one guy ate his passport, another guy flushed his, and apparently, whenever you have to have your passport the whole time. I don't know why they'd have to turn around. You kind of do. But I don't know why you turn around just because two jackasses are. Yeah, why would they just land and then take him off the plane and figure this out later? Right. Right. You know, everybody else has their passport.

What were they on? Bass salts? Who eats a passport?

It would make sense. Yeah.

Yeah, they were supposed to go to the UK.

No matter where these guys don't have their passport, no matter where you land.

Right.

Where did they divert? Where did it start and where did they divert them back to? And any reason why they ate their passport? From Milan to Stan's dead. By the way, if the guy flushes his passport on a plane, you can find it. It's in the plane, you know. And the guy that ate it. Yeah. Shortly they have to take off what may begin ripping pages out of his passport and eating them them passengers promptly began to freak out before another man rushed to the toilet in an

attempt to flush his own passport.

Oh, a real man eats that passport hole with the cover and everything.

Oh God.

It's going to slush up your throat.

All right.

Like you could just wait for the snacks.

Yeah.

I mean, I get the concept.

Like, you can't land in another country without your passport because you do have to have that to get through customs.

But does that prevent them from arresting you?

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