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Nick is sick today.

I'm curious of, it was the old Uncle Lairbitt.

If Jacob Garrett Wilson called in sick, they said, you don't sound sick.

And he said, well, I'm raping a cat here.

And how sick is that? Yeah, I bet you'm raping a cat here. And how sick is that?

Yeah, I bet you said raping instead of banging, because banging sometimes means consensual.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

But we did a story earlier.

It's consensual.

That KWCH TV provided far too many details of a cat rape, and there needs to be more protection for victims

or legislation.

That protects victims when it comes to instances of cat.

Yeah, the cat's name was mentioned and the cat's photo was there and mentioned the cat

had the medical issue would be the cat has to do over the counter stool softener for life.

Yeah, that's nobody, they wouldn't do that. Right. So we're pretty sure Jacob Garrett Wilson is at least the worst person in Wichita. Today. Today. Someone may step up and take that title away from him. You should try to find like the worst person every day and every city we're on. Just go to the local news sites every city and find out somebody.

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