Senator, you know, Republicans say what you're really fighting for is taxpayer dollars for, as they put it, illegal aliens.

I know that's not strictly true, but there is a provision.

Oh, excuse me, not strictly true. It's not true directly, but...

It is a flat out lie. It is a flat out lie.

That was Foucahontas, of course, and it's the old Russian playbook.

Always accused the other guy of lying while you are angrily lying and pounding the table

because, you know, she's still pretended to be a Cherokee Indian or something like that.

She thinks she'll get her a beer because she's such a regular person.

Harvard professor, she's Harvard professor.

I wonder if she's the same person that is, you know, Lahore, La Jolla Vagestan, the new professor at Harvard University.

I wonder if that's actually Elizabeth Warren.

What are the odds?

That's complicated.

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the Democrats, Chuck Schumer, the Lizard, the squinting, skinny-lipped Schumer from New York.

He shut the government down because he's greedy and he's trying to steal a trillion and a half dollars.

It might only be $1.2 trillion. The point two is $200 billion, and they're demanding this money.

Otherwise, the government will remain shut down.

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