If you really wanted Vice President Harris to accept your invitation, I guess you should have told her the funds were going to bail out the looters and riders in Minneapolis and she would have been here

guaranteed she would have been here. A New York audience, President Trump at the

big Al Smith dinner last night in New York City,

and he was funnier than everybody, although that Jim Gaffigan was funny, he's a professional comedian,

and he was pretty funny too, but Trump had a lot of great lines. Kamala didn't show up. Why should she? You know, the media showed up for her as usual. The Lizard King was

there Chuck Schumer and Kamala phoned it in. They sent a video that wasn't funny, but it's her, so how could it be?

She's not known for being funny. She's not known for being smart. She's not known for being funny. She's not known for being smart. She's not known for

being serious. She's not really known for anything good, is she? Maybe there's

one guy in California that have, but we'll set that aside for now.

Happy Friday to you and welcome. I'm just, I'm up and getting going here in Chicago, Illinois.

I'm coming to you live today from Chicago, Illinois,

in the beautiful studios of WLS in Chicago.

I, you know, an hour earlier here in Chicago,

as you might be aware,

than it is in Washington, D.C.

from which I normally broadcast.

And I'm watching the sun come up over Lake Michigan,

which is one of your great lakes.

It's one of, and they are great too.

In case Democrats happen to be checking in right now,

the Great Lakes are five very large lakes in the middle of the United States

America. Some of them even go up to Canada, things like that. But Lake Michigan is here. Chicago is on the southern end. Chicago, it's in Illinois. Chicago, Illinois is on the southern end of Lake Michigan, and came in last night with my best girl,

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