10/16/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #120
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2013
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Comedian Tom Rhodes joins us in studio.
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Streamed live on 10/16/2013.
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| 0:38.4 | Oh shit. It's fucking Wednesday cock suckers. Wash your feet scrub your ass hole. It might go down |
| 0:46.8 | today. You never know what the fuck's gonna happen. If it was the Mickey Mouse Club today, |
| 0:51.8 | you know what the Mickey Mouse Club is today. You know what happened on Wednesday. You don't |
| 0:54.9 | know what's gonna happen on Wednesdays. That's what they used to call it. You might get |
| 0:58.0 | bossy. You might get fucked in the ass in the rally. You might get familiar. Don't know, |
| 1:02.4 | but you gotta leave the fucking house to leave. Oh shit. That's it. Little rock what? |
| 1:16.9 | Wednesday, October 16th. What are you gonna do with yourself? You're gonna sit there like a |
| 1:22.9 | fucking mook. It's a beautiful day to be alive. Tom Rhodes in the house. It's a flying juice in |
| 1:29.6 | the house. And this will talk about bars that lead. We're in America. Get bad. Send that mother |
| 1:35.6 | fuck out. I like Ram Zombie, but he fucked up trying to remake American bands. He tried to remake. |
| 1:44.0 | It sounds like dick. I love your rap zombie, but stick the Halloween cuck sucker, right? |
| 1:47.9 | Well, when you want to fucking make songs and shit about an American band, |
| 1:51.6 | Tom Rhodes in the house, Joey, the flying juice in the house. What's up, baby? What's going on, Joey? |
| 1:56.0 | You know, man, I can't call him. You what? I can't call it. It's Wednesday and shit going on. |
| 2:01.7 | It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. We're in that way. It's sunny. You know what I'm saying? |
| 2:06.6 | What are you gonna do? Incredible. Talk to him in the next summer. We're gonna get that |
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