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I thought of a great invention for the rub and tug.

Is this going to be the 20, 25 invention of the year?

I think it is because I just thought of it.

Now, today at two, or between two

and four sometime, a van pulls into my driveway and I give her, give the lady Chloe and she washes

her, cuts her hair, gives her a little bow, and brings her back. No bandana uh if you want a bandana yeah or

sometimes they get a bandana right and uh shaves your ass it's getting kind of hairy so the poop

doesn't stick all that mobile rub and tug yeah that's probably still prostitution you

well it's all prostitutes, right. But you don't leave. You don't have to go somewhere. They just show up in your driveway. It's a big van, a big, huge, you know, typical step van looking thing. You crawl in, there's a mat. I mean, Matt, there's a yoga table. Jesus. Massage table.

Jesus Christ, right?

And, you know, you choose your lotion and you go to town. And then she put, but I guess you probably get busted more because they're going to see that on the road. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's signage on the side of the van. There's an Asian girl smoking cigarettes outside of your house, too. I mean, you'd probably end up with totally not a mobile rub and tug on the side of your van, which would be a bit of a tip off. Yeah, that's what you would call it. Totally not a rub and tuck. No, I think you call it a dog's one. Oh, yeah. You call it. Fluffy's haircut. Yeah.

Yeah, you don't say massage.

Yeah, until it shows up in front of your house and you don't own a dog and your neighbor's like,

wait a minute, what's that guy doing?

Just checking it out.

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