What's happening guys? Welcome to the General Bantir podcast. It's Tuesday the 10th of November.

It's very, it's 10 to 9 in the morning, which means I've left the house at 7, which means I was up at half six which is might as

well be when it's the winter time that could be any time during the night you know

three o'clock four o o'clock, whatever, you get up, it's dark, it's

lonely. But we're here, we're doing our podcast for you people, you lucky bastards.

You're so lucky, we've got two sponsors today.

We'll mention one later.

We'll mention one now.

It's coming in the winter.

The last thing that you want in the winter is hair on your ball bag.

People tell you you probably do want hair in your ball bag

because it's colder or whatever but you actually don't want hair in your ball bag you know what I mean you want it nice

and smooth so if you do need to go into the sea or something or a scenario where you would

need your balls warmer you just cover them goose fat.

Surely there's a more fucking modern version. You know when people are like, oh, I'm swimming the channel,

get the goose fat out?

Surely there's a fucking better bit of equipment.

Get your wetsuits better. People rub themselves with going to Tesco's.

We do and swim in the channel.

Maybe four tubs of goose fat from a nuts neck.

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