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Click over to TNTRadyoempire.com and fire up the earbuds. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. We have the best stuff on Monday. We're off. Todd's flying to California to hang out a little bit. We've all got stuff we've got to do. They know how to party. What's happening next week? Anything on the guest list? Let me Look at the calendar. I'm not sure. Oh, come on. You've got Adam Ray. Oh, yes. Yes, Adam Ray will be here with us on Thursday next week. Heather Jones is also stopping in next week sometime. So, yeah. And we have Ian Fydance with us now. He's at a funny bone tonight and tomorrow night. And it was just in the beginning of telling us his, was it your first DUI or second or third? Oh, God. Once again, we know when we tell these stories for the audience, it gets a little uptight. Of course, don't drink and drive. No. But these are, we all know this happens and life happens.

So you were, you said the last time was you were parked on a, you were cheats and chonging it on a median somewhere.

Oh, yeah.

I was, it was by this old farmhouse I used to live in in Delaware.

It was in the middle of a four-line highway in front of a police station. My right foot was on the brake. My left foot was out the window and the car was in drive. And when the cop asked me what I was doing in the middle of the road, I asked him what he was doing inside my apartment. Oh, they just took me out and just led me right into the station. Vaca, Rocca vodka, crystal palace Vaca, 1199 for a half gallon.

I, yeah, I had been sober for like four months. That was my first night back out drinking.

And I was just- You did it royally. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I got a pint and a six-pack, and was drinking alone in my apartment and I was like, oh, man, you did it again, man. You messed up. You're an alcoholic because, you know, the struggle for so long is like, am I an alcoholic or can I just not handle it? Like, let me give it another shot and see this time it'll be different, you know know so I told myself like this time it'll be

different you won't go you won't be an alcoholic anymore and and I was like dude you're drinking

alone I was like you know if you go out to a bar you won't be drinking alone that's if you're

drinking alone you'd be an alcoholic if you go to a bar you're just like a regular dog so I went to

the bar alone and then got kicked out alone.

Ordered a fish filet from McDonald's alone.

Got a DUI alone.

You know, so.

Yeah.

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