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Binches! What up, bitches?

Be a man since you.

Hey Derek, you never spied on the chicks.

Remember when your mom worked at that hair salon and those

No no no no yeah my mom had like a big talk with me when I first started because my mom didn't spend a whole lot of time with me so I don't think she ever realized if I was

creepier and like you know what I mean she's like on the fence and so I don't think she ever realized if I was creepier and like you know I mean she's like on the fence and so I used to help out my mom used to work at a hair salon that it doubled as a tanning salon as well and sometimes I would help check the girls into the tanny beds.

Oh, I bet.

And yeah, they...

Too much temptation for a young man with hormones.

Listen, those girls were hot and yeah, but my mom scared the be Jesus like I she threatened my life like before I even start working there that if I ever did anything like that like she would kill me and prosecute me because they had guys there that they had a couple incidents where one guy I know came

in and act like he was an electrician there to fix something and he was just getting the

ladders because the in like the tanning and the cheap tanny's lawns they don't close off the ceilings right?

And so he would get a ladder and he climb up the ladder and he would stare down on the girls and like they caught him.

So they had they had a couple of incidents where that happened.

So my mom definitely warned me and threatened me.

So no, I always acted, you know, very professionally.

Yeah.

I like to think so anyway would you like the

playboy bunny or the heart sticker that was my big job and then I would just

turn the timer on nice pretty much it yeah would you like these you forget the timer chloroform gosles Nice. No, they usually had their own goggles, but I also did sell goggles and I got a commission on tanny lotion.

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