Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you're stupid and you made a bad decision.

And my Democratic colleagues have made a very, very bad decision here.

Ah, yes, the always musing, always entertaining, always articulate, and pretty much always correct,

Senator John Kennedy.

Chuck Schumer, the Lizard King shut down the government last night because he's a greedy,

criminal-loving, left-wing radical.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, that Democrat Party and the Democrat media, as a darn Republican shut down the government.

Another government shutdown.

I kind of enjoyed it.

There was a bit less traffic on the way into the radio station day because the government shut down.

I always appreciate that.

Less government when you're living in Washington, certainly, is a – it's a very handy thing.

It's a good thing.

Very much appreciated.

And I – gosh, are people around the country affected by the government shutdown?

I'm not terribly affected other than there being less traffic

for me coming to work. And I like less traffic when I'm coming to work rather than more

traffic when I'm coming to work, if you know what I'm talking about. We've got a lot of

stories going on today in addition to, in addition to the big government

shutdown, and it's all on Chuck Schumer.

But he's out there angrily pounding the table and his lizard.

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