And good morning on a Saturday, Bill Handle here, right up until 11 o'clock as we start the show.

And phone numbers. Actually, we have a couple of phone numbers in here so i don't even have to scream at you folks right uh top of the hour

always the best time as you know and we do have lines open 800 520 1534 that's the number to call

800 520 1534. That's the number to call. 800 5201534. And you'll come right in and Misty will screen you.

And we have a couple of rules in terms of how you get into the top of the list. One, if you are unintelligible, that helps enormously.

If you are clearly an idiot, I mean, someone who is, you know, has the IQ of par golf or less,

you know, 72 or less, if you are crazy, that helps enormously.

Or if you're missing limbs, and the more you're missing, the quicker you get up.

Any combination of those is certainly helpful.

And once in a while, I think it's happened to me, I don't know, three, four times in the last 30 years that I've done this show,

I've been able to grab all of those in one person.

Man, that is impressive.

Just to let you know.

800-5201534.

This is Handel on the Law.

Now, the Governor of California has just signed a whole slew of bills.

And one of my absolute favorite ones is a new state law to outlaw stealthing.

So what is stealthing?

It is the non-consensual condom remover, a condom removal during stooping.

So let's get this one, okay?

There you are having a rip-roaring good time.

Or in my case, my wife is doing her nails, doing all of it, during all of it.

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