To remind you that 60% of sales on Amazon come from independent sellers, here's John from

Devil Dog Pet Company. We run our family business from Sterling Heights, Michigan, but we can

reach customers all over the country thanks to Amazon. Good boy. Shop small business on Amazon.

And now, here's the question. Ola, bitches. Good day to you and yours.

All right, if you are listening to the Daily Miggs Morning Show this morning,

you may have heard them chatting with one Jameson Turner.

So who is Jameson Turner?

Well, James and Turner is currently the envy of every Seattle Mariners fan on Earth.

You see, he was one of the 41,525 fans of Co-America Park last night

when the Mariners beat the Detroit Tigers.

Now, he was also wearing a shirt that said, quote, dump 61 here.

A little tongue-in-cheek request that, you know, catcher Cal Riley not only hit his 61st home run of the season, but that he hits it to him.

And as luck would have it, the big number hit homerone 61 and Turner freaking caught it. I mean, it's just about as serendipitous as a thing can be.

But anyway, we think that qualifies as a once-in-a-lifetime deal. Now, unfortunately,

not every once-in-a-lifetime deal is so awesome. We told you earlier this week about a marine

biologist who'd been studying sharks for the last 30 years. Well, last week, that marine

biologist got their head stuck in a shark's mouth for the first time.

Yeah, that's right.

27 tooth bites to the face.

They did survive, but they said probably won't happen again, hopefully.

Or we had the story of the skydiving instructor who fell to their death on their students for skydive.

Now, the students survived, but the student did say that their first skydive would also be their last skydive. That way, they're making sure that it

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