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When it comes to food, no matter who you are, you like what you like.

It's just that simple.

There's no rhyme or reason.

Your taste buds just enjoy what your taste buds are going to enjoy, which, of course,

often leads us having to defend our culinary choices from others.

Pineapple on pizza is always the epicenter of cuisine debates,

so you'll be happy or driven to madness to hear that the folks at takeout.com,

they're saying ditch the pineapple and replace it with figs as a Newton.

Hmm.

Look, whatever. Maybe it's good. Maybe it's not. I have no immediate plans to find out. Now, something I did eat as a Newton. Hmm. Look, whatever. Maybe it's good. Maybe it's not.

I have no immediate plans to find out.

Now, something I did eat as a kid, only because I had to, is olive loaf. Remember olive loaf? No. Basically, it was baloney. Stuttle with olives and the red pimentoes. You remember it now? Yeah, I do. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, an article was just published, just published within the last few days,

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