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this season, the Texans are my toxic betting team. Image attached. I wanted some extra juice

because it was so good until it wasn't good. And by the way, this gets better. But it starts with a

screenshot, Mike,

and it is a one, two, three, four, five-leg parlay that he missed by one yard. He had David Montgomery

anytime touchdown score, Mixon touchdown score. Jared Gough, alt passing yards, St. Brown,

all receiving yards. And he had Leporta first quarter receiving yards.

Why? I don't know. He got a little too greedy, as he says. But here's where it gets good.

He says, however, the miracle part, I had to go into the delivery room after Goff's fifth interception,

only to come out with a newborn baby boy and a lion's victory. Love the podcast, long-time listener.

And he says, and Mike, the people need to know what happens when you get a four-foot grandma

and her illegitimate grandson to open a restaurant in El Paso.

Keep up the amazing work, guys.

Go Navy, beat Army.

I have no idea what that's referencing.

I don't either, but I'm fascinated.

Is that some kind of reference I made at some point?

I don't know if you've done this long enough.

I don't know if it's a throwback.

I don't remember.

But anyway, congrats on the newborn.

I'm sorry about the parlay, man.

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