1: The Widow Hunter & His Depressed Bird
The Dating Detectives
Dear Media
4.7 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Mackenzie & Hanna are on their first case!
Kat's mom lost her husband recently and is trying to get back into dating, so Kat helped her get set up on some online dating sites. Kat was excited for her mom to find love again, until she met Tom. Something about Tom is just off, so she calls in The Dating Detectives. Tune in to listen to them crack the case of Tom, his house hunting, and his depressed bird.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the first episode of The Dating Detective. My name is Mackenzie. I'm a licensed private investigator, but I'm basically just the P.I. Next door. |
| 0:17.0 | Yes, you are and my name is Hannah. I am the farthest thing from a licensed P. I'm a writer and a comedian but very much an armchair |
| 0:24.7 | sluoth so i'm so excited to be here i'm so excited to be here in each |
| 0:30.6 | episode of the show we're gonna to investigate liars, conmen, cheaters, and assholes who are absolutely ravaging the dating fool. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay, let's talk about this show and what we're talking about when it comes to the liars the conmen the cheaters and |
| 0:44.6 | everybody who is taking advantage of the cesspool that we call a dating pool so what is your |
| 0:51.1 | take on the dating world right now? |
| 0:52.8 | Girl. |
| 0:53.8 | So I'm a single lady and as we are going through this |
| 0:57.3 | I'm just like taking notes because I don't know who I can trust. |
| 1:01.3 | We got the apps. Even on a small scale you don't know what's true |
| 1:05.3 | looking on social media let alone what I'm learning from you that it is so easy to |
| 1:09.7 | deceive and cheat and lie. |
| 1:12.8 | So dating, I have hope, but I'm scared. |
| 1:16.5 | How about that? |
| 1:18.0 | Well, I'm glad that you have hope. |
| 1:19.6 | I'm glad to keep your hope. |
| 1:21.7 | But it scares me because with the social media and with the internet you can literally make up |
| 1:27.6 | Anything you want to about yourself and make it seem true to anyone all you have to do is stroke someone's ego, |
| 1:35.0 | tell a woman she's beautiful, or tell her how, |
| 1:37.0 | everything that she wants to hear, |
| 1:39.0 | or everything that she needs to hear, |
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