This is Josh Holmes. We're about to explain exactly what it is that we're doing here,

but I have one piece of business to cover first, a very special treat for you. For the very first time,

you will hear the voice of none other than comfortably smug. Smug, let's introduce you.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages. Welcome to Ruthless. Good to be here.

I'm happy to partner with Josh on this. I think you should let him know why we're doing this, Josh.

Well, why we're doing this. For one, because it's possible to be funny and still care about politics,

you can have a sense of humor and be a conservative. There's absolutely no prerequisite in being a dork.

Exactly. Like what we want to get across is that conservatives are allowed to have fun.

This podcast isn't going to be about reading books or the federal's papers are being lecture two.

This isn't a podcast for people who got stuffed into lockers. This is a podcast for folks who want

to stuff people into lockers. And finally, Smug, I am just super tired of hearing crybaby

whining about how unfair it is to be a Republican. This is not where we crybaby wine. This is where

we even score. Exactly. So if you want to throw people into lockers and have fun doing it,

welcome to Ruflas.