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A Waste Of Time with ItsTheReal

#1: (The) Alchemist

A Waste Of Time with ItsTheReal

ItsTheReal

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4.8817 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this first released episode of A Waste of Time with ItsTheReal, (The) Alchemist traces the lineage of Jadakiss' "We Gonna Make It" instrumental back to the beginning, breaks news about a rapping reunion with Scott Caan, and figures out the last thing Puffy regrets buying. We also discuss what life is like on the road with Eminem, why Jay-Z hasn't bought a beat from him yet, and how Alchemist will fare against aux cord DJs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what up? It's Eric, aka. The costume designer, aka. Pusha. wig back. Yo, what up? It's Jeff, aka. Got That Work, AKA, Steadily Employed. Mm. How do I follow that? Ooh. Yo, what's up? This is mad magician, Scientologist, Excruc. Exclusive, man, Alchemist. And this is a waste of time with this, the real. Thanks for coming, Alchemist That was, man, you turned it up immediately Oh, listen, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa! Yo, I thought I needed a coffee, I don't even need one, I'm good. By the way, it's the world's most dangerous podcast. That's right. It's immediate, you just hit the ground running, right? Does anyone call you The Alchemist? like it's weird it's just not necessary i mean besides iTunes yeah it's weird so it's always a weird

0:40.1

like the alchemist? Like, it's... That's weird. It's just not necessary.

0:37.6

I mean, besides iTunes.

0:38.7

Yeah, it's weird.

0:39.4

So it's always a word, like, the alchemist.

0:41.2

Right.

0:41.6

Hey, the alchemist.

0:51.8

You know, that sounds kind of important, though. The. Yeah, as opposed to an alchemist. Yeah, that one. so we sold this podcast to the side show network and they asked us for like a short description of what it would be

0:54.4

and we're like oh rappers and different personalities

0:56.9

are going to come over to our Upper West Side apartment in Manhattan, and it's going to be a dinner party style conversation. Something got lost in translation. They put the press release out, and it said that they were going to have a dinner party at our apartment. And so then that means,

1:11.3

yeah,

1:13.3

so now it means that we have to, like, actually cook for people.

1:14.3

So a bunch of rappers.

1:15.0

So we did.

1:27.0

We have, so far, like, little dirk. No, no, yeah, little dirt came over. We made him hamburgers. Smoke dizzah. We made him, like, what? an acorn squash with like sausage and red onions and diced chairs. You guys know how to make this shit?

1:28.0

Yeah, light work in the kitchen.

1:29.1

Yeah.

1:29.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:30.4

So really we should have done this. with like sausage and red onions and dice chairs. You guys know how to make this shit?

1:27.9

Yeah, light work in the kitchen.

1:29.3

Yeah.

1:29.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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