1: That One Time When George Washington Sort of Triggered an International War
History That Doesn't Suck
Prof. Greg Jackson
4.7 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
"[He] washed his hands with the brains."
This is the story of a 22-year-old George Washington as commander of a 400-man army fighting the French. We'll also hear about his childhood, the deaths, backcountry experience, and finagling, that bring George--who's untrained, inexperienced, too young, and completely Outgunned--to this moment. He fails. Miserably. But not without triggering a war between France and Britain that will change the American colonies' relationship to the British Crown forever.
This Second Edition episode is a rewritten, rerecorded, and remastered version of the original episode that aired on September 27, 2017. Head to HTDSpodcast.com to find out how to listen to the original.
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| 0:52.8 | It's July 3rd, 1754. |
| 0:55.6 | Roughly 400 British soldiers, mostly colonial from Virginia, |
| 0:59.3 | are pinned down by an army of 600 or more French and their 100 or so Native American allies. |
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