#1 Slow dances are when I get shit done

Two Stand-Up Gals

Erica Spera and Teresa DeGaetano

Comedy

5 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On the very first episode of Shooters Gotta Shoot, Molly somehow manages to get recruited for therapy and Erica gets unsolicited dating advice from a southern Uber driver. At 17:25 it's The Rules according to Erica & Molly. They breakdown The Rule: "Don't Talk to a Man First and Don't Ask Him to Dance" and Erica explains her go to move in college.

They answer the following questions: What does it means to be a "shooter"? Would you breakup with someone for not dancing with you at a wedding? Does following someone on Instagram first count as making the first move? Are shy guys a myth? Should you go on a date with someone you're not physically attracted to?

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0:00.0	Prime Video brings thrilling entertainment.
0:03.0	Watch heavyweight detective Breacher, season three included with Prime.
0:07.0	Exactly how much danger is this job putting me in.
0:10.0	Treat yourself to the lovably chaotic Bridget Jones mad about the boy available to buy.
0:15.0	Did you have sex? Did you have sex?
0:17.0	Did you have sex last night?
0:19.0	Yes! And it was amazing!
0:23.0	Whatever you're into, it's right here.
0:25.3	Prime Video.
0:27.1	Click or tap the banner to find out more. All right. Hello and welcome to Shooters Gotta Shoot. I'm Erica Spira.
0:54.0	What's up? What's up?'s up i'm molly de millier
0:56.0	and uh we're coming to you live for our first episode which it's clearly not live you're listening
1:02.2	on your phone but welcome everyone don't ruin the magic Erica it's live okay well thank you all so
1:08.8	much for coming out to the podcast. Great to have you here.
1:13.8	Oh, yes. We're recording and lovely Astoria Queens. It's great. Don't move here. Rent is high enough.
1:18.6	And we're, I don't know, I guess how did we get this podcast started? What was our big idea?
1:23.2	It was cheaper than therapy, basically.
1:25.4	Yeah, pretty much. But in fact, I'm pretty sure I would be a very good candidate for therapy.
1:31.7	I was actually approached by a therapist in a bar recently.
1:37.3	You were recruited?
1:38.8	Yeah, I was recruited.
1:40.8	Can you imagine that, people watching and being like, that person needs help?
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