Hey everybody, I guess I'm back. Let's get this shit over with. Wow, I'm so welcoming.

My name is Sophia Franklin. It's Sophia spelled with an F and then to be completely obnoxious

Franklin spelled with a Y. I'm recording from my mom's closet. This is what shit has

come down to, what a disgrace. And it's the first time that I've sat in front of a microphone

in months because some fucked up shit went down. But I have to say it feels so so good to

finally be back. For new listeners, please bear with me during this intro because I will

explain everything. This is a brand new show. So if I could please ask for you guys listening

to please subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. God, I'm so desperate. I am recording this

solo. So if I refer to myself in third person, please bear with me. Let me go ahead and

give you a little bit of background as to how I got here. So a few years ago, I moved

to New York City not knowing anybody. And I was working in finance, which I fucking hated.

I despised. I would fantasize about getting hit by a car just so I would not have to go

on to work the next day. Is that fucked up to say whatever? I feel like a lot of people

can relate. So about six months in, I was looking for a new apartment and I needed a roommate

because I was broke. And by complete random chance, this girl I had met in like an Uber

pool or something, she told me that she knew of someone looking for a place also. So I

met up with this complete rando to look at an apartment. And it was at that very moment,

which I obviously didn't know at the time. My life was about to completely change. I

signed a lease that very day. We became instant best friends. We were inseparable. We did everything

together. She was like family to me. And then before I knew it, I quit my job in finance

and we started a show together. And after just four episodes, we signed a deal with a huge

media company and it was a fucking hit. It shot up the charts. It got to a point where we

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