Hey, everyone, everyone.

Sorry for my absence.

But I'm just going to ignore that for everyone who doesn't listen to this in real time.

Trying to get back once again.

I'm sure you've heard a hundred times.

So we're on chapter 27 of 1st Samuel.

Let's see, do we need any more backstory than that?

Well, I do.

I don't know what the hell's going on.

No.

David, this is the one where David keeps sparing Saul and then Saul instantly

turns into an ass and like tries to find him again and then, anyway, so that's, that's what happened.

And David said in his heart, David's a good one, right? I think David's the good one. Saul's the bad one,

right? No. Yeah? David, sorry, what did I just say? What did I just say? Yeah,

David's the good one. Saul's the bad one. I'm bad with names, so maybe this is obvious to everyone

else, which one's the right one, but I'm, I confuse names easily. And Jesus said, no, no, David's... And David said in his heart, I shall now perish one day by the hand of Saul.

There is nothing better for me than that I should speedily escape into the land of the Philistines.

And Saul shall despair of me.

It's funny that he says this after having captured Saul twice, maybe even three times, I can't remember, when Saul was trying to hunt him. You know what I mean? That's what happened. He kept like, Saul was hunting him, and then he'd, like, trick Saul, and then, you know, he'd, like, secretly wind up with Saul's underwear, and then he'd, like, hold up Saul's underwear and be like, this is a sign that I was close to you and could have killed you but I spared you um it was something like that right

I mean he grabbed something from him or from I don't I don't remember who reads this thing

anyway uh and but he's still like oh man Saul's gonna be the death of me even though he's clearly

not a problem for him. I shall escape out of his hand. And David arose, and he passed over with the 600 men that were with him unto Achish, Ashish, A-C-H-I-S-H.

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