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Thomas and the Bible

1 Samuel 16-1 Samuel 19

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion & Spirituality, Religion

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2012

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Me vs the bible is like David and Goliath. The bible is this Goliath of shit, this monstrous piece of garbage, and I'm like David. Except I really don't think I could just throw a small stone at the problem and have it die instantly. Alas.

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to Thomas in the Bible, episode number, I think 66, probably.

0:28.3

It's a lot of episodes.

0:31.4

Yeah, who would have thought this freaking book would be so long?

0:35.3

I thought it was just like a little booklet or whatever.

0:37.6

I didn't know it was just pages and pages.

0:40.9

And I'd be curious.

0:44.0

I think I've said it before, but how short you could make it

0:47.0

if you just distilled it into its bare essentials

0:49.9

and its bare necessities.

0:52.9

And just took out all the repetition and everything.

0:59.2

Probably be, by now, it'd be like 30 pages.

1:03.4

I think I'm on page, let's see.

1:07.1

Mine, I'm on page 154 now after this reading out of 602.

1:12.9

So that's just about exactly a quarter of the way done.

1:16.9

Oh, God, that's what we're up against.

1:19.3

I think that's just the reason that, one of the many reasons that religion stays so strong.

1:25.7

I mean, how do you combat a book that is just so long? There's no,

1:30.5

even if it was just gibberish, which it is, I mean, like, if it was just random words,

1:36.4

how do you refute all of that book, you know, like how do you, I don't know, anyway.

1:42.0

All right, we're on 1st Samuel, chapter 16. This is a good little reading here.

1:46.3

Got some, another famous story. And the Lord said unto Samuel, how long wilt thou mourn for Saul, seeing I have rejected him from reigning over Israel?

1:57.6

So I guess, you know, the God, the Lord is, if you remember, the people elected Saul,

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