Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of I've Never Like To with me, Mateo Lane, and my friend of me, Nick Smith.

And we do 15 minute episodes where we talk about one topic. And today's topic is Pokemon.

Okay, Pokemon. You're now familiar with Pokemon. This is a Pokemon, but...

I'm dressed like a Pokemon trainer in the game for today. Which trainer? What gym?

Misty. I mean, I'm clearly

Misty. She's a bitch. I don't think Misty's a bitch. I just think she's the only one with

a, like, a real head on her shoulders. Brock is like a horny, horny. Also, a lot of me too.

Brock would fuck a hole in a tree if he could. Brock has fucked a whole not a tree because he hasn't gotten a girlfriend, so he's off fucking, you know, Venapod or whatever. And Ash might as well be played by Rosie

O'Donnell. Okay, Ash is the worst trainer on the family. Ash is a complete, wait, why don't you

quickly explain everybody why we're talking about Pokemon? So I've recently started to get into

Pokemon and my boyfriend decided to start showing me the cartoon episodes because I never watched as a kid.

My brother did.

So season one, you started from the beginning.

I'm starting season one.

I've made it about 50 episodes through and there's 870 episodes.

You've seen it.

Let's just break it down.

Ash, thoughts.

The luckiest trainer there is.

He has no skill.

No.

He just lucks into everything.

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