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🗓️ 26 March 2018
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There are many places I'll never go.
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Music & Production: Disparition, disparition.info. Written by Joseph Fink. Narrated by Jasika Nicole. Logo by Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com. Part of the Night Vale Presents network.
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0:00.0 | There are many places I'll never go. |
0:08.8 | I have been to every state in the continental US plus three Canadian provinces and a scattering |
0:14.8 | of European countries on a vacation years ago. |
0:19.4 | But most of the world, I'll never see firsthand. |
0:24.1 | I'll hear about it, look at photos. |
0:28.0 | These days I can pull up Google Maps and feel like I'm walking their streets. |
0:33.3 | But I'm not. |
0:35.0 | I will never go there. |
0:39.3 | I will never go to Perth. |
0:42.2 | I saluted Perth, alone on the western coast of Australia. |
0:47.3 | 1300 miles to Adelaide, the nearest city of any real size. |
0:54.3 | The architecture is a dreamskate of 70s Southern California, lattice work and cinder block |
1:00.5 | and stucco. |
1:03.0 | Even in its downtown the pedestrian feels its distance. |
1:08.4 | Out on the beach, white sand, swimming pool blue water, helicopters overhead keeping |
1:14.9 | an eye out for sharks. |
1:17.7 | It feels like the end of the world. |
1:20.8 | New east to South Africa is almost 5000 miles of ocean. |
1:28.3 | And I will never go there. |
1:34.0 | I don't even know who I'm talking to. |
1:37.1 | Not to Alice, not anymore. |
1:41.2 | So now I'm talking to the collective you. |
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