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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2014

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)

For more check out www.qi.com/podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

We run it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

0:04.4

It's been a nice such thing as a fish.

0:05.6

No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

0:09.9

It says it, right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

0:23.9

Hello and welcome to the pilot episode of No Such Thing as a Fish

0:28.2

coming to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.

0:32.0

My name is Dan. I'm sitting with three other QI elves, James, Andy, and Anna.

0:37.1

And each week we're going to get around this microphone and share our favorite

0:40.4

facts from the last seven days. So in no particular order,

0:45.1

here are the best things we found out this week.

0:51.8

Okay, let's start with fact number one that comes from you James.

0:55.1

I went this weekend to the Collider Exhibition, the Large Hadron Collider

1:00.6

Exhibition at the Science Museum, which is pretty cool.

1:03.4

And I got fat there. The Large Hadron Collider was almost turned off.

1:09.2

I think it was turned off for a short amount of time, for what reason?

1:12.1

What do you think? Because the rewiring that needed maintenance.

1:16.0

We're good maintenance. Yeah.

1:17.6

And it's a lot more low-fi than that. Apparently they found a piece of

1:20.7

baguette in the machinery. And it made the temperature go up by seven degrees

1:24.8

and they had to turn the whole thing off before they found the baguette.

1:27.7

If you were with the friends, this will happen.

1:30.7

I'm always throwing my baguette into the machine after that.

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