1 MINUTE CALLS

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want. Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!! Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello folks it's Lyle here's the deal I've been having a lot of longer callers on the
0:05.3	podcast this year which personally I have very much enjoyed it's always great to get to talk to people in
0:11.7	depth however this episode I thought why not
0:16.1	shake it up a little bit and give callers only 60 seconds until I hang up on them.
0:22.2	We get in, we get the good stuff, and we go on our way.
0:27.0	Folks, this is one minute calls. Let's do it.
0:33.2	P. Perns.
0:35.2	Hi, Ferns.
0:37.2	Hey.
0:38.2	How are you?
0:39.7	Uh, okay, I need you to tell me when I have 30 seconds left. I have two things to say.
0:44.8	One of them is I made meatballs tonight and I didn't have any bread crumbs, so I used tortilla chips instead and they didn't turn out that good. They tasted like
0:55.6	tortilla chips. The second thing it was pretty good actually it wasn't that
1:02.3	I was getting both all right and second thing is It was in bad. 30 seconds left.
1:04.0	And second thing is I just got a new job.
1:06.3	I'm a mechanic.
1:07.6	I live in the Midwest and I switched from just doing breaks and suspension to now engine work and it's really stressing me out. My first day was today.
1:16.4	Oh wow, okay. What why is it stressing you out?
1:18.8	Because it's the brakes and suspension is super easy, but like engine work is pretty hardcore and there's more diagnosing involved.
1:27.0	Okay, are you confident about your ability to beat the stress?
1:30.0	Oh yeah, dude, I got this. Beautiful.
1:34.0	Hi, you have a minute.
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