All right, what's going on America?

Welcome to Thursday's episode of Dear America.

We got a lot of things to talk about today.

One million illegals have self-deported.

They also did like, I don't know, like a vlog documentary that CNN did the other day.

It was really weird and really gay, if I'm being honest. But Trump is still calling Epstein list a hoax.

And we just have a lot of things to talk about. Yesterday, as you guys saw, actually, let's get some American flags. A million, a million illegals have self-deported.

Let's get some American fags. Let's get some American flags going in the chat. I'm sorry.

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All right, let's introduce everybody in the studio today.

Ladies and gentlemen, he is back.

We had a bit of a run in with ice.

It was hairy there for a minute.

But we found his paperwork hidden under his mattress inside that he cut like old school days okay and then his

birth certificate was buried in the backyard where he likes to keep it safe ladies a gentleman not

messy cartel tony is back now now that's the kind of introduction that i miss right there that

whole coming up with the story and what's going on and i like that grand thank you good morning

everybody thank you for thank you for joining us and it's good to be back. All right, of course, everybody's favorite redneck hot seat. Todd is in the studio. Well, his studio. Yeah. Yeah. Good morning. All right. Okay, let's do this. So yesterday, all right, we're not going to spend the whole

episode talking about Epstein, all right? I got it. I heard what you guys have to say. We are going

to talk a little bit about it because we have to. We've heard what you guys have to say.

And to that, I say, shut up. It's not your show. No, I'm just kidding.

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