Good morning from hell. It's me Clayton with Chris as usual looking sad. What's up Chris?

Hello, I'm dead. And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell and just the afterlife.

We interview lots of people. All sorts of people. Man,

oh, just wait till the guests we have on today. I don't want to brag, but I got, I'm in. I'm in

with the it crowd, Chris. I'm a cool guy now. Really? Yeah. You're looking at a new man, all right?

I've had a rough last couple of months. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And I've been a little down on my luck, but I feel like I'm a

senior in high school again. I'm peaking, Chris. Did you peek in high school? Is that your previous peak?

Oh, yeah. I can whip out the yearbook. Here, here, take a look at the yearbook, Chris.

See, that's me in band. See how cool I am. Ignore the braces. That's nothing. Don't worry about braces on your horns? Yeah, no, I had to have them on my horns because my horns were a little misaligned,

so I had to get braces to straighten them out.

But everybody thought that that was the coolest thing.

They called me metalhead.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, as a term of endearment.

They were like, wow, metalhead, wow, like he listens to rock music.

He plays in the band.

I played the clarinet, but they still called me metalhead. Because it rocks. It rocks. Clarinette

rocks. I'll have to bust out the clarinet later. God, I haven't looked at this yearbook in

hundreds of years. I was running for Prom King. Uh-huh. Didn't get it. No. No, I was stuck in a

locker when they were actually announcing who it was. Uh, common mistake, you know, it happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was looking for my jacket and then I just slipped.

Oops, I tripped and then the door closed and I heard some noises outside, but it was, it was

foolish me.

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