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Barstool Confessions

Barstool Sports

Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Today we're discussing our religious backgrounds and Samson killing ONE THOUSAND people with the jaw bone of a donkey. Also we're talkin' the creation of the world. What's up next episode? Moses cumming in his sleep all the time. Oh you didn't know that they literally talk about wet dreams in the bible? Well they do. And it's absurd. So get ready. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to enjoy Barstool Confessions. Barstool Confessions show hosted by Chaps and Feitelberg. They are here to dive into the absurdities of the holy bible, regale their experiences with the church, and most importantly absolve you of your sins through confession and penance. Episodes will release every Monday and we'll release highlight clips on Wednesdays and Fridays. Join us. Repent. Be forgiven. Maybe sing and dance a little. Do a little Bible goofin. Who knows?

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0:00.0	Hey, barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:08.2	All right.
0:08.8	So this is a brand new adventure.
0:10.7	Hi, Michael Chaps.
0:11.8	I'm joined by my guy, John Fytoburg.
0:14.4	We're going to take you on a little adventure through a book that is widely known.
0:18.2	You might have heard of it.
0:18.9	It's called the Holy Fucking Bible.
0:20.4	I'm excited about it.
0:22.1	I'm so jacked up, Chapsy.
0:24.6	Even that right now, like the Holy Fucking Bible.
0:26.7	I know a little bit about the Bible and I couldn't be more thrilled.
0:30.2	You were talking to me last night and you, you just gave me a little taste, right?
0:34.8	I know the Bible like most Catholics know the Bible.
0:38.4	I know the big stories and I know how to spin it in a way that makes me look good.
0:42.6	But I don't know the intricacies of the stories or
0:47.0	know enough that if you're out of funeral, you know kind of what they're talking.
0:50.4	The whole Psalm's 23, like, yeah, we get it.
0:52.9	You're going through the Valley of death.
0:55.1	We understand.
0:56.1	I know raised me up on Eagles wings.
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