Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere.

These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-salad detective agency.

This is Gums Shoes and Dragons.

Starring Adlerfye, Aaron Keefe, and John Patrick Cohen.

This week's guest murderer is Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Well, in a pretty little city got Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates,

so criminals solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do.

You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves.

Smooth a given, there ain't no case. Can't be saw by these three.

Try it.

I get through crampuses established.

The stage's been lit.

I've cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit.

It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed.

Gun shoes and dragons.

The familiar sound of handcuffs clanking shut

The familiar sound of handcuffs clanking shut echoes through the halls of the castle

as once again you have managed to successfully arrest a murderer

as they are walked off against their will and against their control

by the psychically powered handcuffs

to the Tower of Rehabilitation where all criminals go.

This is now the...

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