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Thomas and the Bible

1 Chronicles 20-1 Chronicles 24

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2013

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

I'm editing the comments section for both these episodes at once, but you wouldn't have known if I didn't tell you. I could have just said "Nothing happens."

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, yeah, I'm back, whatever.

0:24.2

Stupid.

0:25.8

All right, so I got a chair, and I'm sitting a chair in my bedroom still.

0:32.3

But, yeah, because the bed thing wasn't working.

0:35.5

It's, it's, when I drew it out on my, uh, on some blue like, uh, you know, blueprint like architect paper stuff, uh, it seemed like a great idea.

0:46.9

Lying down, recording, uh, luxuriating, uh, while reading.

0:53.3

Maybe it takes some of the sting off this terrible reading,

0:55.8

but it doesn't work in practice.

0:57.5

It's pretty much a pain.

0:59.0

So I'm sitting in a regular chair.

1:03.1

I guess I could tell a little cat story just because we're going to get into the reading

1:06.4

and there's nothing.

1:46.3

Nah, I'm not going to tell a cat story. It's boring. Let's just do the reading. That's not interesting anyway. I'll tell you the punchline. The cat was in a... We couldn't find the cat. All right, I'm telling the stupid cat story. We couldn't find the cat. We don't normally... I don't let them into the bedroom area. It's like the bedroom and the bathroom are like cut off. You know, there's like a couple doors that it's like a walk aroundy thing that's cut off. But anyway, I don't let him in that area because there's like he just ruins everything. I just, I don't know, we keep things that are ruinable in there. Like, like our dreams. She ruined all our dreams,

1:51.8

so we keep them locked away in the bedroom. And, uh, so, but I had it open. Sometimes, like,

1:58.2

if I'm watching them, I'll let them in there or whatever if I, you know, and, uh, so I just had to get my girlfriend, or I had to let her into the gate or whatever. That's why there was a column last episode. And she came home. So I stopped. Well, I was done with the episode anyway. So I had the stuff open because I came out. We were talking and stuff. And then at one point I heard the noise the cat was making that was like not a normal noise, not the cat,

2:18.5

but like I knew he was into something wrong.

2:21.0

You know, it wasn't like a normal.

2:22.5

Oh, he's playing with something.

2:23.4

It was some weird noise.

2:25.6

So I yelled at him.

2:27.3

And it stopped.

2:30.7

And then a few minutes went by.

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