Okay guys, I want to clarify about the big surprise, because everyone was giving me shit about this all day, because nothing happened, so here goes, okay?

I did have a big surprise, but when I gave the order to detonate, they told me we had no nuclear scientist anymore, they all dead.

So I said, you know what?

Bring me the freaking bomb. I will detonate that bitch myself. They said, sir, there is no bomb.

So I said, what you mean? There is no bomb? And I said, no bombs, sir. We just heard this and say,

we had one, so we all thought, we had one. but we don't have shit and then the morning came and i was all depressed and shit so that's what happened okay guys

i was well what's up ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another episode to speak the truth

podcast we're going to be going over everything that's going on over inside of a run today i know a of you guys are excited about you. I know you guys are wanted to hear about what's going on.

It is a fact. This is not a clickbait title. Trump has approved the strike plans for Iran.

The only catch is he hasn't decided whether or not he actually wants to strike for dope.

And it seems to be the sticking point where everybody's going to end up going

in there. Look, we're not playing this pants check game tonight. That's just not going to happen.

I am wearing pants tonight. That I promise you. I might look a little bit more relaxed. I might

have a little bit more sun on my shoulders. But ladies and gentlemen, it has been beautiful and I'm going

to enjoy every single aspect of it that I can. Now, there is, I don't want to say this, a lot of confusion going on. And I mean

a lot of confusion that's going on because there's stuff like this is floating around. This isn't

real, by the way. It's just funny. I don't know if you've had a chance to read it yet.

You want to take a look at it before we actually start talking serious here. This is, how do you want to say satire?

We're going to go ahead and call this satire.

This is not real.

This did not get put out, but it is funny.

And part of me really wishes that it did because dear God, I would freaking die laughing at that

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