This podcast is part of the Sports Social Podcast Network. Okay, welcome to heart and hand, the Rangers podcast.

We'll be here every week to discuss everything and anything to do with the teddy bears with all the diplomacy of a drunken third world dictator.

My name's David Edgar. I'll be your host.

This week, with the Rangers summer sale beginning to resemble DFSs, we look at the squad and ask where we need

to strengthen. Is Georgie welcome worth signing just for his name alone? Well the first new sign

and receive a ticker tape parade up Paisley Road West from Grateful fans who've forgotten what

it was like. And after being linked with some of the biggest names in management, Celtic go for a man who looks like Tony Hart made him out of plasticine. Should we be worried about

the Lenin Revolution? There's all that and more coming up on harp in hand. So it's a

big day. It's a massive day. The inaugural podcast. She'd probably tell you about today's guests.

The first one, proving there was a Dutch dick at Ibrox long before advocate.

It's the aesthetic wing of football hooliganism, Mr Scott Van Denacker.

Evening. Or morning. Or morning,

I'm talking about this new, modern technology.

I'm used to the wireless.

That sounds quite modern, but isn't, you mean the wind-up

one. And he's been called the bastard

offspring of Benito Mussolini and Bonnie Langford, a man who hides his sweet nature under a puppy-kicking personality.

It's the editor of Follow, Follow, Mr. Mark Dingwall, right, Toby?

Good afternoon.

Ah, yeah, you're just playing a conventional straight back with that one.

Okay, so we've got quite a lot to talk about, which is ironic considering that very little has happened.

But I really want this to be a serious thing

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