1-900-HELLO-FATHER

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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EP853: Bryan discusses the time he spent his father's hard earned cash on 900 numbers! He found out! Plus, the White House is now the "Comcast White House" and a comet is coming to destroy us all. Some people are working on it...but they are not worried about you. TCB Tunes: TCB TV! Watch EP #853 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So you've loved you lost a hat some along the way. Life gives you lots of lacks, but you're in your own way. You take the good and the bad, but you don't ever win.
0:23.6	That's because God hates you, and you are full of sin.
0:54.2	So grab your good book and Roddy the family It's time for TCBTV That's why TTCBTV We love our TCP TV
0:56.3	We love our TCP TV
0:56.3	We love our
1:02.1	TCB TV
1:04.1	So you played by the rules
1:10.5	You did it all right, but you're still in the basement and alone all night.
1:22.6	You've paid your juice, You've cleaned your room.
1:30.3	But your mom still makes lunch and you sleep till noon.
1:38.4	So grab your pants and take a seat.
1:43.8	It's time for
1:45.4	TCB TV
1:46.5	Oh yeah
1:48.6	TCCB TV
1:50.4	We love our
1:53.0	TCB TV
1:55.0	We love our TCB TV
1:59.0	We love our T, CBTV.
2:02.8	We love our T-CB-TV.
2:30.4	Turn on T-CBBTV.
2:34.2	Gotta have TCBTV!
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