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Hello, bro. While I have you in 2011, I told you some jokes about our current president

at the White House Correspondence Center, jokes about how he was unqualified to be president,

and some have said that night convinced him to run. So if that's true, I just want

to say, Oprah, you will never be president. You do not have what it takes. And, hey, where's

you? You will never be vice president. You are too mean and unrelated. Now we just wait

and see Oprah Hanks. I don't think Tom Hanks is actually going to be a mouth. I could

actually be look mystified by that bit. I can actually see Oprah running for president,

but not Tom. Um, uh, that was I guess a, oh, Donald Trump Jr. is unhappy with that. And

I think he's got a point. If you had, there is no conservative network. But if there were

such a thing and they were, uh, yeah, basically endorsing some conservative candidate to be

president, people would howl about that? Hmm. Yeah, I suppose I don't carry the way, but just

that's also crazy to me. I don't know. Oh, it is. The whole thing is gotten so crazy. I

didn't judge any of it. So, uh, also at the Golden Globes last night later in the show,

apparently I missed this, uh, but Catherine Zeta Jones came out. That's Mike Douglas's

wife. Correct. With her father in law, the legendary Kirk Douglas who still live. I just

found 101 years young. No, old and, uh, and, and, and the victim of a stroke 20 years ago

rather serious stroke. And here's how it went. But he also had drama received his proper

screen credit for her work.

Catherine. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

I was in this piece when I don't want to say that because I work and I can never follow

you. There was a joke there. That, that, yeah, and that was like the clearest part.

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