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Welcome to a brand new year of the Armstrong and Getty program from the Armstrong and Getty Communications

compound and today to kick off a brand new year. We're under the tutelage of our general manager.

The brand new year itself, Jack, looking across the list of 2019, a year pregnant with possibilities.

Or more likely pregnant with one of those alien things that bursts out of your abdomen.

I have got such good stuff on keeping New Year's resolutions. It's the best stuff I've ever come across.

Wow, in all your bitter years, step one, don't make them.

That is a good step.

But you could actually keep your New Year's resolutions.

But one thing you'll learn from this is you may have made the wrong New Year's resolution.

So stay tuned for that.

The government is shut down.

Oh, a quarter of it.

And it will continue to be for some time, according to pretty much everyone.

As it seems that every time they get together and have a meeting and they come out, more dug in than they were before.

Oh, you're not only stupid, but you're fat.

What?

And then they eat water out.

So, hopefully talk to some smart people about that.

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