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What did you drink last night? You're long, I on over there, Todd. You're normal, just some vodka? He was late putting his headphones on. He didn't hear you. What did you drink last night, Todd? You said you're a little hungover this morning. Oh, yeah. Your normal vodka. Was it a later drink? Oh, you always drink later, don't you? I had a whiskey drink.

Had a vodka drink. Logger drink. Oh, this is not a streak. We need to start again. You got knocked down. Yeah. I know you got knocked down. But he got up again. But you got up again, though. Good point. Yeah. To do the show. You can never keep him down.

Piss in the night away.

We were talking about hobbies that. to do the show. You can never keep him down. Piss in the night away.

We were talking about hobbies that attract deuce bags.

This email came in.

I work with Slow Pitch softball guy.

He plays slow pitch softball.

Four to five nights a week as social media posts are all.

Facebook live videos of their games.

He brings his newly purchased bat and gloves to show off to the office. I looked up,

douche canoe in the dictionary. His face popped up. I used to play slow-pitch softball

with the guys every Sunday in the 80s, and we were a bunch of dudes who played, most of us played baseball in high school, so our teams were pretty decent, but we were all just, we went to bars before the games, we went to bars after the game. We'd show up, half-buzzed, we'd play pretty decent because we were still young, you could do that. But it was just a beer league. We had a great time. We wanted to win, but we didn't care, and we drank. But these leagues nowadays, man.

No. Even when we... And then when I moved to Omaha, a neighbor of mine invited me to play on his team, and I was there like one game, and I said, this, you guys are freaks, man. Way too serious. Did you get invited to, did I get invited to the same team?

I played with these people for a little while.

No, I was a different team there.

They mentioned something about, well, we'll have to practice tomorrow.

Practice?

You hit the ball and you run.

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